Fuck all this Iraq Shit.

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WHITE DEVIL

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This shit becomes Bothersome.

Let's write a group story. Sounds gay? Sounds faggish and retarded? Yes. Is it Interesting, somewhat strange, and worth a few minutes of your time? Yes.

So everyone who is afraid of being called a dork, faggot, nerd, etc., just don't contribute.

Keep the replies short - A few paragraphs in length. At least One paragraph...no more than Five.

Make everything a logical progression- aka it comes after the part before it.

If you and someone else write at the same time, be a big person and erase your post, even if they won't. It isn't a big deal. Or just edit your post, or some shit.
 
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One day, a man waalked out the front door of his house. It was a Thursday afternoon. Frying pan in hand, he headed towards the mailbox down his street. Sticking a finger down his throat, he proceeded to cause himself to vomit, leaving most of his breakfast all over the Bird logo.

As cars passed by, he proceeded to bang against the Mailbox with his pan. All the while he sang a particular song.
 
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2-0-Sixx

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and that song went like this,

Yo Joe!
He'll fight for freedom where ever there's trouble.
GI Joe is there.

It's GI Joe against Cobra and Destro
Fighting to save the day.
He never gives up.
He's always there,
Fighting for freedom over land and air

GI Joe- A real American hero
GI Joe is there!

He never gives up.
He'll stay til the fight's won.
GI Joe will dare.

GI Joe- A real American hero
GI Joe!
Yo Joe!

After singing the song a beat up old VW van rode by and a man with a gratefull dead shirt leaned his head out the window and yelled
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

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The man, Bob, pulled the hippie out of the car and proceeded to savagely beat him. As he was finished he grunted, "they toook eerr jaubbss!" And masturbated until he ejaculated on the hippies face. Luckily for the wounded hippie a police man was around the corner, saw the assualt and...
 
Droopy Eye

Droopy Eye

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...ran toward the victim. The police man, a well-known pro-lifer, ignored Bob and instead crouched down beside the hippie and started furiously licking the semen off his face while gurgling: "Help me God to baptize the children, turn my saliva into holy water!" Then there was a flash of light and suddenly Jesus himself appeared infront of him...
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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Jesus furiously grabbed his crotch. Revealing a small bottle of Jack Daniels he had kept so in his right front Holy Pocket, Jesus pulled it out and took a large swig. In somewhat garbled words, he appeared to say to the onlookers.."Givvve me some earth pussy!", before losing footing and falling on his ass.

Bob and the policeman weren't exactly sure what to do. It's not every day the Savior of the universe is in need of an intervention. Bob turned to the policeman and said...
 
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MEXCOM

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"Fuck you. You're on your own." Bob, an ardent homophobe, decided to go downtown where he could meet some real women, the thing is he had little money so he decided to...
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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trick a hooker to having sex with , bob was broke so he had to convince the whore into thinking he had money but with out showing her, so bob thought it would be a better idea if the hooker was a dope fiend, then he was about to pull over to talk to the crack whore he.........
 
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559_Soldado

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Found out SHE was actually a HE. IT told Bob in a low voice

"Hey big boy, lookin for a good time"

Bob Stepped on the peddle and sped off, but a few moments later he slammed on the brakes cuz......
 
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2-0-Sixx

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Jesus fell directly in front of the car with his bottle of Jack. The hippie, was on his back pounding the shit out of the back of his head. Shocked, Bob sat there with his hands tight on the steering wheel, watching as the hippie, pulled out of his back pocked a...
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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A large knit replica of barney the dinosaur, only protruding from the front of this Barney was what appeared to be a cross between some strange sex toy and a Power Ranger. Jesus was started to get extremely angry by this point. The hippie swung the Barney round and round, occasionally hitting Jesus, which only seemed to enrage our Good saviour more.

A blood curdling wail could be heard from the back seat...followed by "Jesus get VERY angry!". Bob heard thrashing and noises from the backseat. Bob turned around and saw...
 
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559_Soldado

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The roof of his car being ripped open by Jesus! But my friends this was no ordinary Jesus, This was a 10 foot, 900 pound Jesus, who seemed to be growing larger by the minute!

"JESUS PREACH!!" - the savior wailed

The Messiah Jumped out of the roofless car and started furiously shooting holy beams at frightened Non Believers.
But Bob knew the only way to stop him was to...
 
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WHITE DEVIL

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Hold a catholic priest hostage! Jesus was caught in a moral and ethical dilemna- save the child molester, or cleanse him with Holy Fire.

Jesus yelled aloud..."Jesus THINK!" And sat down on a 2002 VW Beetle. Now that Bob had bought himself some time, he let the catholic priest go, and turned the corner among some produce stands. Behind a box of papayas Bob was forming a plan. Bob decided...
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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he should go after jesus ,he went back around the corner and tried to challenge him but then relized he took 10 hits of acid earlier that mourning and was coming down now , he now relized jesus wasn't the messiah but his southern american neighbor so he went and.........
 
Formaldehyde Rx

Formaldehyde Rx

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pulled out his magical library card which he zipped through the air like it was a slide through atm machine. Instantly Jordy leforge aka koonta kinte aka toby floated down from the sky on a giant butterfly alongside defense secretary donald rumsfeld and wisked him away to carpet bomb an 1st century egyptian orphanage in order to kill jesus before he was born. After the murder rumsfeld said............
 
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Ethereal

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"I am doing a superb job", as he watched the orphanage go up in flames. Rumsfeld then got on his private missle and flew to Afghanistan where Bush Jr., Osama, and Saddam were having a jolly good time over a cuban cigar as they celebrate the launch of the first nuclear warhead since World War II. The warhead ETA 3 hours and twenty five munites was destined for...
 
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