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mrtonguetwista

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LAGOS (Reuters) – A Nigerian undergraduate has been sentenced to 19 years in prison for obtaining $47,000 (33,382 pounds) from an Australian woman by convincing her over the Internet that he was 57 years old, white, and madly in love with her.

Lawal Adekunle Nurudeen met his victim on the Internet in 2007 and convinced her that he was a British widower called Benson Lawson. He said he was an engineer working in Lagos whose wife and only child had been killed in a car accident.

"The victim, a 56-year-old woman from Australia, told the convict that she wanted a husband and all the men she had met always disappointed her," said the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Nigeria's anti-corruption police.

"The convict, who is married with three children, instantly replied and told the victim she had met her Mr Right ... He sent the picture of a white man to foreclose any suspicions."

The woman sent Nurudeen money for medical treatment and travel costs to visit Australia. He spent the funds on two plots of land and a Honda Prelude car.

Nigerian confidence tricksters have a long history of extorting money via the Internet through "419" scams, named after the clause that outlaws them in Nigeria's penal code. Many are never caught.

The EFCC said Nurudeen was ordered to pay around $10,000 immediately and a further $250 a month to his victim until the full amount stolen was returned. She would also receive the proceeds of the sale of his land and car.
 

Gas One

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^ LOL damn these dudes in africa are hustling over the net..africa and india are really showing the world ow to really cake off this shit

i swear, thats like the equivelent of me selling makaveli tapes over the internet and making like 160 dollars, on a waaaay wider scale

inspiration

no one should ever say black people arent smart again

and pit bulls are cool..
 
Apr 26, 2003
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What the fuck is the leash going to do with that baboon? That thing is going to go ape shit on a baby and your gonna tug the leash? "C'mon Clarence, knock it off!" I assume the baboons name would be Clarence.
 

Gas One

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What the fuck is the leash going to do with that baboon? That thing is going to go ape shit on a baby and your gonna tug the leash? "C'mon Clarence, knock it off!" I assume the baboons name would be Clarence.

yo i shouted out long duck dong one day and u had this sig a few days later..i never saw this but that was ill as fuck....thanks for sigging that...smoov e is my shit

long duck dong is a classic album whether anyone knows it or not
 
Apr 26, 2003
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yo i shouted out long duck dong one day and u had this sig a few days later..i never saw this but that was ill as fuck....thanks for sigging that...smoov e is my shit

long duck dong is a classic album whether anyone knows it or not
Hell yeah, smoov's the man. Some people dont get it though, my girl had borrowed my truck Friday, where I have some smoove cd's, so Saturday were hella high she looks at me and say "...and what the fuck is a Smoov-e?" I just laughed, and was like I cant explain it, dont worry about it, lol.
 

Gas One

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Hell yeah, smoov's the man. Some people dont get it though, my girl had borrowed my truck Friday, where I have some smoove cd's, so Saturday were hella high she looks at me and say "...and what the fuck is a Smoov-e?" I just laughed, and was like I cant explain it, dont worry about it, lol.
maybe he's only meant for some people to get? i dont know. i think hes heall undderated...his new shit has been kinda 'edgy' but who knows. i might like it more later.
 

WXS STOMP3R

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I'M A TAME A CHUPACABRAS, AND SICK EM ON ALL YOU FUCKERS. FUCK YOUR PIT AND HYENA OR BABOON. THAT FUCKER WILL SUCK OUT THEIR ORGANS LIKE A CAPTAIN CRUNCH CEREAL FROM CARL'S.