friends with funny ass nicknames

[mudoloc_650]

i know yall gon have some good ones, i got a boy we call gay david, and another dude we call rape lol

 

[rising_tied]

A dude named adrian that only goes by That Nigga Adrian

The only black dude in the group named Black

Nature because he was high as hell in a forest preserve and he was like "You know what.....I just feel.. So in touch with nature right now."

and Fat Neck

 

[mudoloc_650]

A dude named adrian that only goes by That Nigga Adrian

The only black dude in the group named Black

Nature because he was high as hell in a forest preserve and he was like "You know what.....I just feel.. So in touch with nature right now."

and Fat Neck

LMMFAO yea we got a BLACK in the crew haha

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

CHICKEN GEORGE

 

[savdout916]

LMMFAO yea we got a BLACK in the crew haha

everybody knows at least one person name black.

 

[mudoloc_650]

haha

 

[T-Rip]

i got a homeboy we call hooker, he use to always whine about shit and when ordering shit in the drive thru he would be all specific like no mayo/no pickles/ extra lettuce and shit like that

 

[FDS]

Black Ass Rick
Denero
KG the Glutton
Handsome Rans

 

[Sicc Dawg]

we call this dude Head & shoulders. He has no neck cuz he fat lol...

 

[T-Rip]

theres another one we call Mark just cuz hes the biggest mark we know and he even admits he will never change cuz hes fucked up in the head and his brother we call Shrek cuz hes an ogor and 2 different people called him that not knowing the other called him that.

 

[Sicc Dawg]

one that has always tripped me out, is the lil homie....we've called him Gordo since he was in elementary but he skinny as fuck....wtf?

 

[0R0]

There was a kid in middle school named zach, we called him "greaser" cuz of his old school hairstyle and my friend who went to his house found out his stepmom called him "baby rapist".

/thread

 

[Jack Tracks]

Resinball
Dragon Killer
Halfbreed
Cocaine Keith
Slut

 

[Meta4iCAL]

Dirty

 

[Infantry Elite]

Troll (hes short and used to have red spiked hair like a troll doll)
Taco (he loves eating pussy)
Panda (hes big and asian, resembles a panda)

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

Greazy
White Shoes
Angryman

homies call me Hamas

 

[Cheaptimes]

Dirty

I know a couple Dirtys, and all of their real names are dave...

Met a dude named "foot" once, that was interesting to say the least.

 

[Nuttkase]

Not all are/were friends but people I've known in one form or other:

Big and Lil Shitty
Fat Head Robert
One Suit - because the kid always seemed to wear the same shit every day
Dookie Stain Dwayne - was a junkie who used to buy us liquor when we were teenagers. He had to be in his mid 30s and alway sagged but wore tighty whities and well, they weren't clean lol.
Tortilla - Some girl I used to mess with back in high school older bro. He swore he was a hardcore gangbanger but I swear he was slow or something. She was hot though.

Ummmm that's all that's coming to mind right now, I'm sure I'm forgetting some though.

 

[Nuttkase]

Oh and there was a girl I went to school with that everyone called Cow Titties.

Or for the Siccness I should say, Cow Tiddies.

 

[iaoish]

One Suit - because the kid always seemed to wear the same shit every day

LMAO at One Suit. I had a few of those in my school.

I can only think of a few

We used to call one guy:
Wobble head. He always wobbled his head while he was walking.
We called another guy:
R-r-r-r-rrrrrremco. His name is Remco and he stutters. Except when he is swearing though... weird..
One we call:
The red guy. Because he has red hair. Although he ALWAYS says he has chestnut brown.

There must have been more...