Is this the GOM forum? i see all the usual suspects, so it must be the GOM forum. I'll post my 2 cents.
The guy made up the entire story. There was no bitch, he was drinking by himself last night listening to X-Raided and thought this would be pretty cool. Woke up in the morning, read his post, felt like an idiot and typed some damage control.
Mcleanhatch is a fag.