Friend or Girlfriend?????

[FILA|AUS]

Man don't be a pussy, she obviously has the hots for you, just handle it like a man. All that 'dont wanna ruin a friendship' is weak shit, don't fall into that trap. Coz if you don't jump on her immediately she will class you as 'only a friend' and you'll be a shoulder to cry on while some other dude fucks the shit out of her. I'm talking from experience and getting screwed like that myself.

Good luck

 

[Flossalini]

adjust your penis to the right or left, then ask her to stick her hands inside your pants pocket! Then you grab her by the hand, look her in the eyes and say...


"May I have the pleasure of Jumping your bones?"
Works like a charm!

 

[karloz]

She's making moves on you, and wants you to make one back. She's initiating already, and is waiting for you to respond. I've been in this situation before, but I already had a lady at home. This chick fronted like she didn't want me for a long time, till I guess she just one day realized she did want me. We kissed real quick, then I ended up telling her it wouldn't be right to do shit with her behind my ladies back. I became single a couple months later, but I guess she either moved on or wanted me to make the first move, kuz she acted completely different and we never ended up hooking up.

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

man just smoke a blunt
and go for it.. it seems like she's in luv with u...
holla

 

[SF Slimm]

just take her out to the movies and cut a hole under the popcorn cup and stick ur dick in it so you get a hand job out of it that works..

lol

what movie was that from? i remember seeing that shit in a movie.

 

[KALYN]

I say u fuck er in the butt and call it a day

...Mark...! .. I'm shocked.. thats filthy..

 

[KALYN]

I'm dyin'... I LOVE the Siccness..


** I say write her the letter.. so she can circle yes or no **

 

[Darkshowdown]

You should just throw yourself all over her like a cheap ass quilt.

 

[Darkshowdown]

Or just park your bellhead all in her grill

 

[Dana Dane]

You should slip her a note that says "Do You Like Me? Check One" with two boxes that say yes and no.

 

[Jack Tracks]

"May I have the pleasure of Jumping your bones?"
Works like a charm!

ahahahahahaahhahahahaah....works like a charm......im finna do that

 

[Skisiks]

lol.. good shit, reminds me of like grade what 3?

 

[COPIUM]

hahaha

everyones hella funny givin him the responses haha
noone said this yet so i'll say it

write her a letter that says do you like me?
circle yes or no

haha

hahaahah foreal do that

 

[Skisiks]

lol.. very good shit indeed

 

[XDrEaMeRLoCz4]

yea do the paper thingy..

 

[azryda420]

She's only a steady stab until she becomes your lady. Then she has the right to cut you off when she feels like it.

 

[Really Treal]

this thread is hella funny...im dyin laugin over here yall are crazy

Tyson did u use any advice?

 

[scientist]

sounds like you haven't had pussy since pussy had you.