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A girl once asked to sleep in butcher's bed and he said "sure, I'll take the couch"
LMAO when I lived in Germany I hooked up one of my soldiers who was a 19 year old unconfident type with this German chick who wanted to fuck, first he was scared to talk to her so I was like "she lives an hour away, she needs a place to sleep tonight, let her stay in your room". The next day she told me he didn't say anything other than "you can take the bed", then he laid down on his couch and went to sleep.

When I asked him what the fuck the next day he said he was trying to be a gentleman and didn't want to hit on a drunk girl, funny thing is the girl didn't drink and was completely sober. Dude got clowned for years after that.
 
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