Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

You're photoshopped into that image

I dunno what you're up to Frank , or what you're communicating are you alright right now? What's the deal

 

[Nuttkase]

 

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Towels should be dry at 250 and if i don't move ny car by like 255 ill end up having to pay like $4

Cutting it close i like living life on the edge

 

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Oh fuck no im getting an audio ad from tapatalk

 

[Mac Jesus]

You're photoshopped into that image

I dunno what you're up to Frank , or what you're communicating are you alright right now? What's the deal

I remember the first time I ever bought a bottle of Henny me and a close friend split a fifth and he said "We need to bump to 2Pac all night long while we drink this" and I was just like "No" and he got all sad. We were 15 though so yeah lol.
@Nuttkase

 

[Nuttkase]

I haven't used it a whole bunch but I've yet to get an add. That's weird.

 

[Nuttkase]

I remember the first time I ever bought a bottle of Henny me and a close friend split a fifth and he said "We need to bump to 2Pac all night long while we drink this" and I was just like "No" and he got all sad. We were 15 though so yeah lol.

@Nuttkase

Fuck you and fuck Tupac, quit trying to steal my stories you no good filthy eskimo. Go choke on some seal blubber.

 

[Mac Jesus]

that is my story.

 

[Nuttkase]

I don't know why we let you guys use our internet.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Tired of these subliminal attacks against my posting style coming from @Mac Jesus and @DaGrimProphet

You got a problem with me man?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm listening to this and other American songs unironically and with true enjoyment

I do this frequently

 

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Weeeed

 

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>get into drunken high speed chase
>get arrested by 20 cops
>take a cab for about 2 weeks
>start driving again
>can smell alcohol 30 feet from the car
>window left open dirtied wine glasses on seat
>new damage to car

lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I dunno if i did that pretty sure id still be in jail, car would've long been auctioned after sitting impounded for awhile and racking up like a $3,000 bill, they'd get like $600 or some cheap ass price then bill me the difference

At the very least the car would be interlocked

 

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Chicken wing round 3

 

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Have no idea what i want for breakfast. Well yes i do I'll probably buy two avocados and a container of macadamia nuts

 

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whoa @ macadamia nuts being 718 calories for 100g daaaaaamn that's not even 1cup

 

[Mixerr]

@Mixerr I liked your Ted Cruz write-up. Dipshit was a good choice of words.

Thanks I think so myself.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Wow has anyone seen these Amazon.com dash buttons? They're little wireless fobs that connect to your WiFi, then you push the button and it reorders something for you. For instance you have "Hefty trash bag" button, you reach under your sink to grab a garbage bag and see you're almost out of bags so you push your hefty trash bag button and it submits an order for hefty trash bags with Amazon prime.


This shit is incredibly unsettling to me lol

They have a whole page of them

Tide, Bounty, Cottonelle, Glad, Ziplock, Chlorox,

Gatorade, Smartwater, Maxwell House,

Gilette, olay,

Huggies, Gerber

Like all the biggest corporations