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DFDoom

DFDoom

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Snakegang said:
Claire's a badass name. DFDoom @DFDoom I wanted to name my son Claire if he was a girl that is. Although most of my names got shot down.
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I was named after both of my grandmothers. Claire was my ma's mom, and Ellen was my dad's.

I never refer to Claire as "grandma"
I call her "Satan's secretary" due to her being a redhead, and cunty demeanor.

S.SAVAGE said:
Claire is my 17 y/o niece's middle name & I gave her that name.

My son was gonna be Annabella had he been a girl, planned a baby with my ex (thank GOD she didn't get pregnant) & would have named her Paisley.
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My ma was going to name me Jean Paul. I often bring up this dodged bullet, and tell her "Cool, I would have grown up to be a gay painter."
 
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StillHustlin

StillHustlin

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jake921660 said:
kinda related cool story bro

some dude was working at my work for like 3 or 4 months and lived down the street from another guy that worked there. a bank got robbed about 5 min from dudes house and he disappeared. never answered any calls from work and the other guy that lived in the street never saw him at home again. im pretty sure dude robbed the bank and then left the state or something
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I was accused of being the AK-47 bandit bank robber, mobbed up by 6 pigs with guns read to deep 6 me, humiliated and held in front of my daughter, forced to give my dna for my "freedom," true story brehs (I know, the story is only cool if I was him)

#nottheak47bandit
 
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