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[ELPOLLITO]

Damn business I was suppose to be in Vegas today

 

[jake921660]

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Is KFV mexican? I went to a Mars concert and he was walking around with no makeup all slicked back like a cholo I didn't even know it was him.

Latino of some sort, but I don't think Mexican.

I wanna say Salvadorian, but I'm not 100% positive on that... he has always been cholo'd out.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

What gay porn do you want me to review?

I want to make it hella clear breh, I have ZERO interest in gay porn, & your reviews of gay porn. That shit aint even in my vocabulary.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

LMAO

Girl gives Michelle Obama her unemployed father’s résumé

A young girl who was a guest at the White House's annual "Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day" did her father a favor.

She handed Michelle Obama his résumé.

When Obama called on a girl, identified by the Associated Press as 10-year-old Charlotte Bell, during a question-and-answer session, the girl stood up and walked toward the first lady.

"My dad's been out of a job for three years and I wanted to give you his résumé," Charlotte said.

Obama seemed surprised, then invited the girl on stage and gave her a hug. "Oh my goodness," Obama said while hugging Charlotte.

The two briefly spoke and Obama held up the résumé.

"Well it's a little private, but she's doing something for her dad. Alright?" Obama said. She held up the résumé in her hand and shook it. "Got it."

Pffffffft...and then what? Did she run out and find him a job? No? Oh.

I hate crap like this. You know damn well Michelle was both scared to death this was going to make her look bad, and itching the throw the fucking thing away.

Michelle Obama can eat a whole bag of dicks.

 

[jake921660]

cortisone is dope though, got a cortisone shot in my back while I was still in the Army, that shit was hyphy, back actually felt somewhat decent for a couple hours lol

i had to take cortisone back in high school. that shit made me fat as fuck. my face looked like a moon lol.

 

[jake921660]

on the flip side i was sick as fuck when i went off it so i lost the weight fast.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I only saw the first season of Rescue Me years ago when it was still new, was dope, I need to go back and watch that series

That show fell way off after the first season.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

]

teh shit

 

[ELPOLLITO]

rescue me went hard as well

 

[Shaniac]

i had to take cortisone back in high school. that shit made me fat as fuck. my face looked like a moon lol.

That shit made you look like shill mac?

 

[ELPOLLITO]

also the shit

 

[0R0]

 

[0R0]

cesolito on the right

rescue me went hard as well

this is true

 

[S.SAVAGE]

currently shaking my invisible dreads to some narco corridos

one day I'll hit up rosetta stone and actually learn what they're saying

My car stays sounding like the muh fuckin san jose flea market sometimes lol

this shit slap

Wanted to take it easy tonight and just chill on the couch and watch a movie. Then my wife took the kids to a friends house and told me to turn the Chinese TV on for our maid...

Now I'm drinking and bumpin Bird Money, while that bitch is chillin on my couch.

PERFECT opportunity to go fuck your maid, breh.

WTF you paying her for if she aint suckin dick? lol

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Icon since I didn't go to vegas imma have a norteno at the shop on Saturday youre more than welcome it will be a normal crowd.. slide thru

 

[ELPOLLITO]

norteno as in teh messican music

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

los musicos del norte

 

[ELPOLLITO]

los fobs del las filipinas

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

los canucks canadiense