lmfao that captain canuck reminded me of the "brampton batman"
brampton is part of the GTA (cities that border toronto). i seen this dude one time coming back from a friends house but i wasnt driving so i couldnt get a pic. nobody was believing me til VICE did an article on him lmao
this dude patrols around the strip by the bramalea mall and this dive 24/7 burger joint. he fixes people's cars and shit instead of fighting crime LMAO
I've been fucking chicks in the ass since I was 6 and a half. You've been bitchmade since 6th grade.
You ol baby bash lookalike mufucka. Yo ol I wish I was actually in the cartel mufucka. Yo ol I'm such a stupid fuck that another human being would literally stab me in the head ass mufucka. yo ol I'm still alive in fucking arizona ass mufucka
Phoenix Jones is a huge goober but lol @ the little dude at the end "MY HOMIE CALLED QUITS DOG! MY HOMIE CALLED QUITS!" hahaha oh man I'd be more embarrassed by that than getting knocked out by a "real life superhero."
I've been fucking chicks in the ass since I was 6 and a half. You've been bitchmade since 6th grade.
You ol baby bash lookalike mufucka. Yo ol I wish I was actually in the cartel mufucka. Yo ol I'm such a stupid fuck that another human being would literally stab me in the head ass mufucka. yo ol I'm still alive in fucking arizona ass mufucka
there was also zanta, i used to always see him on the TTC going to my boy's house back when i was like 14-15. He just yells gibberish and works out, literally he would do pushups on the bus floor and chinups on the bars for standing. and he would also flex in every girl's face making fucked up noises.
obviously he got banned from the TTC lmao it was funny though how soooo many people from all over toronto knew who he was.
My girls pissed at me for some unknown reason. I'm pretty sure it's because I got to drink at a bar with young hot girls and got paid for it, but when I asked her she said no. Haha.