Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

this pomegranate cherry kroger water tastes like cherry robitussin, #DATSOUT

 

[SouthernComfort]

lol watching 'mountain men' on the History channel. And this dude trains Falcons to hunt birds and then he has a dog that picks up the prey that the Falcon fucks up. After the Hawk hunts for a bit, he calls them back and the falcon lands right next to him and travels back home on dudes arm. The falcon flys way up in the sky and dive bombs his prey and fucks the birds up with it talons and then the Dog rolls out and picks it up for breh.

 

[SouthernComfort]

Dog is like "oh hey there falcon breh! Let me go pick up that 'one shot kill' for you breh and take all the credit for bringing it back to our master"

 

[SouthernComfort]

I'm not sure what dog is really thinking. Probably just like. Fuck yea! Bird! Master will like this!

 

[SouthernComfort]

Obviously im bored

 

[BUTCHER 206]

thatd be funny if the falcon dive bombed the dog in order to protect its kill, lol

itd probably fuck that dogs world up real quick. falcons are fuckin crazy id be terrified for my life if a falcon attacked me. that shit could rip out my jugular or blind me for life so easily

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i bet that falcon and dog are hella close homies

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i hate the history channel, thank god my friend got rid of his cable. thats all he would watch, either the discovery channel or the history channel. getting stoned and having to watch crab fishers, alaska pilots, pawn shop people, all that shit is mind numbingly boring


i would actually get pretty pissed off cause they stretch out 10 minutes worth of show into a whole entire hour. theyll show something thats not even slightly dramatic then go to a commercial, then come back and recap what happened, then show the dramatic thing that wasnt even dramatic, rinse, repeat.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Obviously im bored

you should get some high proof liquor, douche it into your sleeping girlfriend, then light it on fire as she starts to wake up and watch and laugh hysterically as her flamethrowner pussu sprays the entire room, then kill her afterwards and chop her up and bbq her flesh on the grill tomorrow

 

[SouthernComfort]

thatd be funny if the falcon dive bombed the dog in order to protect its kill, lol

itd probably fuck that dogs world up real quick. falcons are fuckin crazy id be terrified for my life if a falcon attacked me. that shit could rip out my jugular or blind me for life so easily

i bet that falcon and dog are hella close homies

lol

 

[SouthernComfort]

you should get some high proof liquor, douche it into your sleeping girlfriend, then light it on fire as she starts to wake up and watch and laugh hysterically as her flamethrowner pussu sprays the entire room, then kill her afterwards and chop her up and bbq her flesh on the grill tomorrow

My girl is in Wisconsin

 

[BUTCHER 206]

then blame it all on bath salt psychosis and claim insanity

 

[BUTCHER 206]

[video=youtube;aoGlAFgLtsI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoGlAFgLtsI[/video]


whoa that was pretty sweet

 

[SouthernComfort]

[video=youtube;aoGlAFgLtsI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoGlAFgLtsI[/video]


whoa that was pretty sweet

lol that was pretty dope. I thought it was just going to light on fire like it did at the beginning and that was it.

 

[illuminati_guy]

yes my wallet is at some bus station

 

[BUTCHER 206]

man what are some jokes you can say as someone is walking up to you and someone else, its just the punchline and it usually always makes you go wtf, i want to learn some more of those lol

like in that movie black sheep when they cut back to chris farley chilling with those jamaicans he just goes "Wrecked him (rectum), damn near killed him!" and everybody busts up laughing

those are hella funny to me
"plumber (plumb her)? but i barely even knew her!"

lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

yes my wallet is at some bus station

RIP your wallet

 

[BUTCHER 206]

man what are some jokes you can say as someone is walking up to you and someone else, its just the punchline and it usually always makes you go wtf, i want to learn some more of those lol

like in that movie black sheep when they cut back to chris farley chilling with those jamaicans he just goes "Wrecked him (rectum), damn near killed him!" and everybody busts up laughing

those are hella funny to me
"plumber (plumb her)? but i barely even knew her!"

lol

or like this

[video=youtube;tnLwJW8pa7o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnLwJW8pa7o[/video]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol