Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[gimmefreemusic]

All beer stores closed right now
So I bought some polish beer off my friends dad to survive this drought.

This beer is bitter as shit, I'm starting to realize why old polish people stay mad.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Cuz in canada beer stores close at 8pm that's why the moonshine business is still huge here. In case you Americans were wondering.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Also, our leader and prime minister just banned all video games with a maximum fine of 10,000 dollars for anyone caught in possession of them - plus 2 years in the work camps.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Canada is basically North Korea now.

 

[Mac Jesus]

All milk must be served in plastic bags. Anyone caught with milk cartons will serve in the work camps.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Also, our leader and prime minister just banned all video games with a maximum fine of 10,000 dollars for anyone caught in possession of them - plus 2 years in the work camps.

What type of work goes on in said camps? I'm assuming some type of syrup manufacturing.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

milk is so gangsta

 

[gimmefreemusic]

we wont stop til all milk is sold in bags

heil harper

 

[BASEDVATO]

So my Dad been on disability - and he has been getting into photography. He tells us all he subleased a spot with some other photographer to where you can take studio shots. Says he does family photo's and catalog work - but I'm pretty sure he is trying to photoshoot nude models.

 

[BASEDVATO]

He been having heart issues, and I think he just stopped giving a fuck, and depressed he can't work. Just seems like a creepy old sick man to me.

 

[BASEDVATO]

The new Carrie movie was really bad, really really bad.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

@BASEDVATO you should tell your dad to be a photographer for #playboy, #penthouse, or #hustler

 

[InfamousICON]

The new Carrie movie was really bad, really really bad.

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even worse I paid movie theater ticket prices to see that piece of shit because I wanted to see a movie right then and there and that was the closest time playing

 

[InfamousICON]

just made the hyphiest grilled cheese sammich ever with Dave's Killer 21 Seed bread and some organic sharp cheddar

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

grilled cheese sammiches are very hyphy

 

[InfamousICON]

Dave's Killer bread might indeed be the greatest bread of all time, but when grilled it takes it up even a further notch.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Strawberry banana healthy ass smoothie
And a salami sandwich in this bitch.

I'm fucking dead I ran football for 3 hours today in a foot of snow -10. Shit was like running up stairs tryna get open.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]