Funny story about an awkward situation:
My 8th grade teacher, was formerly a teacher in Beverly Hills & taught Danny DeVito's kids, China Phillips, Lenny Kravitz, Gary Coleman, & a bunch of other rich beverly hills kids.
One of those kids gave him a ticket to go to The Oscars, circa 1985ish
He was at the bar & saw christie brinkley there & she was waving, he thought she was waving at him so excitedly he smiled & waved back & went to take a sip of his drink (she was not waving at him but saw the situation & smiled at him nicely)
when she goes to smile back, he goes to take a sip of his drink & the straw went up his nose & she laughed at him.
He said he faked a laugh back but was more embarrassed than he had ever been & went in the bathroom & cried.
(Mr. Lovelace was a homo, so this sort of situation can send a gay man into tears apparently) lol
anyhow, great teacher, funny story, & I wanna bone christie brinkley still to this day.
the end.