I think my life might be lightweight better if I just drop out of my MA program and stay at home and let my girl take care of me. I told her this and she wasn't having it. But school is for suckers and she don't understand that so I decided my best course of action is to go to class drunk and hit on one of the fine bitches who be getting there MA because maybe they'll let me be there house husband and I can just be lazy like I want to.