Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Man some dude just posted a pic of his 95 year old grandpa in the hospital with "get well soon!" as the caption and dude looks so old and like he just wants to die and be done with life and it fucking bummed me out.

 

[Nuttkase]

Well my day that started about a hour ago was going decently well for being super hungover before that lol.

 

[Nuttkase]

And there are like five people all standing around him all smiling and happy looking and dude just wants to die in peace like get the fuck out of my room you guys.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i love tacos

 

[Nuttkase]

Your mom loves tacos.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i think she likes quesadillas and burritos more

 

[Nuttkase]

On the flipside of old dude dying this chick is two months pregnant with her first kid and posts a status updates about something related to babies every hour. $100 says I block her updates from showing up in my feed before that baby is born.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Man some dude just posted a pic of his 95 year old grandpa in the hospital with "get well soon!" as the caption and dude looks so old and like he just wants to die and be done with life and it fucking bummed me out.

Yea I just visited my great grandma and she's 96 and said "I just want to die already I've lived a long life and been a lotta places." It was hard to hear but comforting at the same time knowing she's ready and not afraid.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

Getting old trips me out. I don't wanna make it to where I can't wipe my own ass and feed myself, I want to die before that happens.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

It's weird how death feels closer the older you get, as a kid it feels like you have an infinite amount of time.

 

[drunkaholic707]

this game is brazy

 

[drunkaholic707]

as a kid you couldnt wait to grow up now its where the fuck is the time everyday just flies by

 

[cheeto]

I listen to Bill Burr monday morning podcast weekly.

did we just become best friends?

 

[cheeto]

On the flipside of old dude dying this chick is two months pregnant with her first kid and posts a status updates about something related to babies every hour. $100 says I block her updates from showing up in my feed before that baby is born.

one time i got one of my exes pregnant and she would constantly update her fucking facebook about pregnancy shit asking for name ideas and all other kinda stupid ass shit and we ended up having a misscariage lol what a dumbass dont count ur chickens before they hatch lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Caved. Pizza on deck for the next couple days.

 

[drunkaholic707]

well you can enjoy that pizza while the saints shit on the eagles

 

[NAMO]

Colts need than luck to win this game

 

[NAMO]

Wooooow what a pass

 

[WT SAVAGE]

confirmed liquors usually the only thing in my diet its usually a bottle or 2 of water thrown in sometimes ill go a day without drinkin water

I drink between 10-15 bottles of water a day and still am dehydrated when I wake up.

 

[cheeto]

goddamn that was a good game