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Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
Feb 27, 2006
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www.fubuoverstock.com
LIL BOONTS TEE, PURPLE SYRUP ON ANTI-FREEZE/
EAT YA WHOLE CAR IF I HIT YOU WITH THIS ANTI-FREEZE/
6-1 LOVER, NO PLAY FOR A WEDDING RING/
I'M JUST TRYING TO GIVE LAY-LAY ALL THE FINER THINGS/
BEARFACE DIAMOND RINGS, RIMS ON EVERYTHING/
KEEP THE LIL NGUYEN, THAT'S A CHINESE KATER THANG/
SMACK SMACK, ACCURATE LIKE A SHOOTING RANGE/
I TAKE OFF MY BELT AND WHIP A BITCH LIKE POOTIE TANG/

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BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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its this annoying ass tree, its seeds look like cotton and get fuckin everywhere in our parking lot, like it looks like its snowing sometimes, so annoying. shit can set your allergies off. theres a ton of trees, like a miniature forest behind our apartments parking lot so theres a shit ton of pollen and dust and cotton wood that ends up in the parking lot and blows into my window

 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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i just looked up cottonwood allergies and it says one of the things you can get is conjunctivitis (red watery eyes)

i had that shit like five days ago one of my eyes was hella red and itchy, i bet i rubbed my eyes or something when i was sleeping and got some damn cotton wood in there or pollen
 

SRD420

RAGE-REST-REPEAT
Oct 12, 2004
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Happy Thursday Brehs... today is my Friday :)))

So I've been paying 20 bucks a day for liability insurance on that rental car right? Bill's Auto Body (shop that was gonna repair my car) called me Tuesday morning and told me that the adujuster came out to "readjust" and totaled my car. So here I am thinkin' that these mfkrs are gonna be calling me cuz why would they hold off in cuttin' me a check when they are paying daily for a rental car for me to drive, right? So I wait all day Tuesday and no call. On Wed. morning I called the insurance fuck who is supposed to be handling the claim and of course he isn't in so I leave a message telling him I would appreciate a call back. No call back. So today I call and talk to some other bitch and tell her what's up. I said,"Ok, so I been paying outta pocket for insurance on this rental you guys are paying for but apparently my car was totaled out by the adjuster on MONDAY, so... what's the hold up? Why hasn't anyone called me back or called me period to let me know the status of my car? Bill's called me Tuesday morning and told me the adjuster found my car a complete loss.

Bitch goes on to tell me she's so sorry that nobody has contacted me and says they'll pay the insurance costs. Good, you fucks should for fucking me around like this. 4 days later = 80 more dollars outta they pocket. Anyways, I have never ever dealt with an insurance company like this... it is a fuckin' nightmare. Why is this my headache? You fucks! Why am I the one who has to track you assholes down? If I don't get a call back today about my car I am gonna fuckin' scream! I wanna know how much they're gonna give me so I can start looking for a new fuckin' car, especially since I have some days off here. I don't want to be fuckin' carless on my days off either =/

Ok, sorry about that brehs, I know... cool story. I'm just so pissed. Fuckin' asshole hits me and somehow its my headache, da fuck?! GRR!

#BITCHRANTOVER&OUT!
 
Jun 23, 2008
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i don't think i'd ever play the flute, i'd rather play the saxophone like kenny g or bill clinton
i used to play the saxaphone back in grade 5 and 6 in the school band and was pretty damn good at it but quit because they taught us too slow. i was one of the first to learn the new shit they would teach us to play then i would have to wait until the slowest person learned it before they would teach us new shit