I used to work outside at nights so I had quite a few run-ins with drunk people. This one Mexican guy was blackout drunk and tried to pick a fight with me and eventually forgot what he was doing. He then proceeded to pull $60 out of his pocket, drop it on the ground, and stumble away.
Same dude, same level of drunkenness, did the same exact thing a few months later. This time I tried to give the money back because I felt bad, and the fucker tried to fight me again. I felt like knocking him out with 1 punch, and robbing him blind, but it would've been too easy.
I wish he would've tried to fight me more often and keep dropping $60 on the ground. lol. felt like deja vu