I knew a guy years ago; dude took nothing but L's for like a solid month. He used to talk big shit about stealing from his job, then got fired. Got robbed leaving a dispensary. Wrapped his Mustang trying to show off, turned out to be his brothers car. Caught his girl cheating on him, confronted dude, then dude knocked him out, left him with 2 black eyes...
After all this me and a few friend are hanging out and he shows up, black eyes and all, I look down and see the Jordan logo on his shoes was a funky color and facing the wrong way, everyone started clowning him.
Dude ran back to his Sentra with his arms at his side starting to cry like Red from Friday, lol...
"He gonna go cry in the car."
Not saying anyone immune from having a bad run, but that's the kinda dude that's buying fake J's...fake anything for that matter.