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Apr 26, 2003
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Most of the preliminary facts I heard second hand, but the aftermath I witnessed...

This kid at school, he just turned 19 (I think), asked someone that visits one of the local clubs to buy him some edibles. From what I was told kid doesn't even smoke weed ever, but is super curious about edibles. Person 2 comes in yesterday with a couple of chocolate bars, I was told they looked like Hershey bars. Kid wants to eat 2 whole bars, but it talked down and has 1/3 of one.

He eats the bars, and takes his first haircut of the day. I'm doing a cut watching him, he starts out fine, but the look on his face about 10 minutes in turned into the funniest "Ive made a huge mistake" face ever. He stands there for a good 5 minutes staring at the back of dudes head not moving. He walks over to someone else, and asks them to come over and finish his cut. He goes over the the corner and crawls into a ball, lol.

The next few hours he keeps finding new places to lay down and just keeps muttering "Im cool, Im cool man." I go to lunch, I get back into the eating area and this dude is layed out across the table still trying to sleep it off.

Finally an instructor comes in and tells him "Fuck man, if youre that sick just go home." He rolls over onto his stomach and says "Im cool, Im cool man." Lol. He takes the bus too, I don't think he could have found his way home at that point.