speaking of pets u can have, in California, service animals, such as seeing eye dogs, are not just limited to animals that do provide that sort of "service." a service animal can be an animal prescribed for depression, so any depressed ass muhfucka can have a therapist prescribe them a dog for depression. then they can take it wherever they want with them, into grocery stores for instance, since its the same as a seeing eye dog.
that being said, I looked into what other animals can be listed as service animals, for depression. You can have a fucking MINIATURE HORSE as a service animal. Where the fuck do u even get one of those, what doctor is gonna prescribe u one, and how the fuck are u just gonna take a mini horse with u into the grocery store?