I have no idea how I didnt get laid tonight. I got drunk ended up at a friends house doing shots with him and all his drunk ass messican cousins, one broad who we call juarez started kissing on me, i duck into an empy room with her and as soon as clothes start to come off she squares up. I feel like im in jr high. motherfucker. When I do fuck that bitch imma nut all in her eyeball.