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Mickey Fallon
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When San Francisco started charging for paper bags, some idiot customer argued with me about it for like ten minutes before slamming down a dime and going "Put that in your life savings!"

Yes because 1) I'M pocketing the money that my company collects, and 2) I'm pretty sure no one is making billions off ten cents mutherfucker.

I fucking hated explaining that the ENTIRE city was charging for bags, not ME PERSONALLY or even SAFEWAY personally. people were SO FUCKING RETARDED about it.
 
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DubbC415

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Mickey Fallon
#162,682
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and then the same people everyday would complain. look either fork over the meaningless ten cents or just BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING BAG IF U HATE IT SO MUCH.

and people thought they were so fucking clever too. I asked, every fucking time, "would u like a bag", of course implying that i have to charge them for it and they'd either laugh and say "not if you're gonna charge me" (again, as if this is my personal vendetta I'm taking out against the customer), or they'd say "yeah uh, how else am i gonna carry it." no u fucking idiot, im asking because I'm going to charge your retarded ass for it, I'm not asking because I wanted to see u juggle your groceries out of here. Even though some people did that because they didn't wanna pay for the bag and then dropped everything on the way out.


Also people couldnt do math either. They'd want only a single bag, and for me to put 50 lbs of groceries in it, and they'd go "2 bags is 20 cents right?" yeah it fucking is. this isnt a one time charge, retard. So, even though I told them the bag would rip, they'd still put everything in there, try to carry it not from the bottom as I instructed, then have it rip halfway out of the store and spill everything, and then yell at me to give them more free bags.

fucking RETARDS.
 
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#162,683
Jun 5, 2002
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lol kinda related but Seattle does that too, only 5 cents though, and the building I live in only allows recycling and garbage in paper bags for some reason. Anyways I was running low once and was at the store getting some food and I was like "Can I please get 20 paper bags too" and the dude looked at me like I was nuts and was like "But sir, I'd have to charge you a dollar for that" and then I explained what I just said above and he replied "They aren't free anymore" and I was like "Yeah I know I'll pay the dollar I need bags" and he just stared at me for a second, sighed, said "I guess so" counted out 20 bags and put them in with my groceries and loudly repeated the total again but a dollar more to include the bags this time. It was really odd and the dude was really old. I don't think he works there anymore.
 
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Mickey Fallon
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lol people would buy extra bags all the time. extra bags were initially 5 cents, but went up to 10 when the entire city started charging. so someone asks for 30 one time, and i did them at 5 cents a piece and got reamed out over it because i cost the company the extra 5 cents per bag. I was like "the cost of making the bags didn't change, the company just gets to make more money off it now" and they tried to write me up and I didn't sign that bullshit.

also fuck people who would ask for plastic bags. SF hasn't had plastic bags in 6 muhfuckin years
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#162,691
Jun 5, 2002
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Nice fix asshat and yeah it's great. Been on repeat since it dropped and Gila Monsta continues to be one of the best producers out there in my opinion.

Only downside for me is I had heard four of the eight songs prior to it's release but whatever it's free and I'm cool with four more new Gorgeous Children songs to bump.
 
Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
#162,697
Jun 5, 2002
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0R0 said:
you eses ever get the dj kraft dinna tape?

R.I.P DJ KRAFT DINNA 1992-2013 | DJ KRAFT DINNA
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I was just about to say the only one I know about was the collab with DJ Smokey and if you were talking about that but in the time it took me to quote you I guess you edited to include the link I see now so yeah I have and this is a long run on sentence fuck you get a job Al.
 
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