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S @Staci

Death Grips ‏ @DeathGripz

we are dropping out to complete our next album NO LOVE. see you when it's done.(there are no longer any scheduled shows)


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BUTCHER 206 said:
When I was 10 I got some award for having perfect attendance or something and they were gonna hand out the award at this big end of the year assembly. I decided like a week before that it would be a lot more impressive if I crab walked up to the stage to get my award. So the night came and basically I ended up doing this very slow crab walk from the back of the auditorium all the way up the aisle in front of the entire school and my parents. When I reached the steps up to the stage I tried in vein for about 10 seconds to somehow walk on all fours up a set of 5 stairs before finally just leaping to my feet and doing a small jog up to the principal to get my award. I thought the whole crowd would be clapping and cheering but it was just absolute silence. My parents were mortified.
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jake921660 said:
My best friend was pretty obsessed with getting a blowjob after his older brother told him that it was the greatest thing. One day he conspiratorially told me in hushed tones that he could atest that getting a blowjob was indeed the greatest thing. I called bullshit because I knew no girls would go near him. Eventually he told me that he had placed a piece of ham on his penis and got his cat to lick it off and that it felt 'great'.

I saw him in a bar not too long ago and asked him if he remembered the incident but he just gave me a dirty look and told me that his cat had died recently and that I shouldn't talk about her like that.
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