When I was living in portland I used to steal st ides special brew (I see you
@Nuttkase
) on a regular after 2:00. At this 711 right by my apt they'd lock all the doors to the refrigerators that held the alcohol, but you could reach through the soda door and around the back and get into the liqour part. Unfortunately the only thing your could reach was special brew. I'd be super drunk and rushing to make it there by 2:00 and miss it by like 10 min. Then I'd stick a few st ides into my pockets buy a can of coke and head home. They never caught on.