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Feb 16, 2006
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off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

As fucked up as this story is I'm finding it hard to resist saying a tasteless "beat the pussy up" joke.
 
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Jan 29, 2005
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it looks like a great time seeing as country bitches are fine as fuck did you get the $800 tickets or the $250 general admission
holy fuck, $800 or $250? The fuck kind of faggotry is that?

I'll stick with metal, Mayhem Festival runs every summer, just as many bands, and legendary acts on main stage and the most expensive tickets are like $75, $125 if you want backstage VIP and only like $30 if you want lawn GA.
 
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