Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Coke is the only upper I really like, and probably a little too much. Only fuck with it 2-3 times a year these days.
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and they know what the shit is sold for, thats the crazy part to me
bruh was talkin about the stupidest shit ever. i thought maybe dude was just dumb ass drunk but im now realizing he was using cig breaks to go smoke crack
if david banner was coke, the incredible hulk would be crack
thats the best way to explain crack
i should just start rocking up coke and selling it to him. good money tho
theres something that flips in a crack smokers mind that makes them want more immediately
you know tho, he must be a crack smoking pro if he was holding it down football sunday smokin hella crack near 7 people who didnt even guess and i was the only person who detected it
bruh was talkin about the stupidest shit ever. i thought maybe dude was just dumb ass drunk but im now realizing he was using cig breaks to go smoke crack
if david banner was coke, the incredible hulk would be crack
thats the best way to explain crack
i should just start rocking up coke and selling it to him. good money tho
theres something that flips in a crack smokers mind that makes them want more immediately
you know tho, he must be a crack smoking pro if he was holding it down football sunday smokin hella crack near 7 people who didnt even guess and i was the only person who detected it
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When we were younger my friend was dating this much older dude (she was like 21-22 and he was in his late 30s) and he was a total like 80s rocker dude. Like fucking loved Gun N Roses and Warrant and shit like that. Anyways they lived together in this huge old house that his grandma gave him. We'd throw parties there often and one night my buddy and I walked outside to get some fresh air when we see a lighter flicking over and over again in the garage behind the house. It was one of those big old school garages that don't even have a garage door. So we walk over thinking someone is trying to break into his truck or something in there and we flick on the light and it's actually dude squatted in the corner freebasing some rock. He looked at us wit the same exact look a possum has in it's eyes when a car light shines on it. My buddy was just like "Uhhhhhh" and I turned back off the light and we walked away. It was one of the most awkward and funniest things ever.
lol i remember some guy at the building i work at brought this super hot chick home one time
she left like a half hour later, came back and seemed kind of pissed, had a black plastic bag, said 'yea can you make sure (the dude and unit#) gets these'. it was full of all kinds of those pills, like she just cleared the whole rack at the nearest gas station
she left like a half hour later, came back and seemed kind of pissed, had a black plastic bag, said 'yea can you make sure (the dude and unit#) gets these'. it was full of all kinds of those pills, like she just cleared the whole rack at the nearest gas station
lol well i just logged it in as a package and put a tag on his mailbox. came back the next day and it was gone and had been signed for. logged it in as a dropped off by 'friend', i never got her name
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Me and my coworker were literally just talking about that. We both used to work at this corner store that had that. It was hilarious hearing peoples excuses as to why they needed the glass rose tube. "two packs of dorals, a couple of those beef sticks... And shit, throw in one of these roses for my old lady." We used to joke about making little packs. Like chore boy a rose and a 40 oz for $7. Or foil, soda and a lighter for $5.
funny story:
so my boy hit me up a few years back ( actually like 5 ) & told me him & his girl had patched things up, after having a huge fallout & they went n got a room downtown, & went out & shit, blah blah blah...
Anyhow, he starts telling me about this pill, that was not viagra, that he got at the liquor store & said "dude, I fucked for 6 hours straight, & got her whooped on me again"
like, hella proud.
Im not a jerk, so I am acting like "really? uh huh? nice breh!... awesome!... glad for you! so those shits work eh?"
dude is like fuck ya breh!
so whatever... fast fwd a few weeks, & I am going on a date with my ex, (the one who just ripped me off bad) & my boy is over & I tell him imma go out with her.
dude is like "bro, here, take this, you gonna fuck all night"
me tho, im like ya whatever, down the hatch it goes.
this was like 8 or 9 hours before my date, keep in mind.
within an hour, Im hotter than Ive ever been, sweating, face on fire, & my crotch at a raging 199 degrees! lol EDIT: I was seeing TRAILS, like LSD educed trails of lights.
so ya, anyhow.... 5 hour session, felt like a 17 year old.
didnt need it per se, but used it.
anyone who says those things dont work is crazy... man oh man do they work.... for like 7 days straight! lol
so my boy hit me up a few years back ( actually like 5 ) & told me him & his girl had patched things up, after having a huge fallout & they went n got a room downtown, & went out & shit, blah blah blah...
Anyhow, he starts telling me about this pill, that was not viagra, that he got at the liquor store & said "dude, I fucked for 6 hours straight, & got her whooped on me again"
like, hella proud.
Im not a jerk, so I am acting like "really? uh huh? nice breh!... awesome!... glad for you! so those shits work eh?"
dude is like fuck ya breh!
so whatever... fast fwd a few weeks, & I am going on a date with my ex, (the one who just ripped me off bad) & my boy is over & I tell him imma go out with her.
dude is like "bro, here, take this, you gonna fuck all night"
me tho, im like ya whatever, down the hatch it goes.
this was like 8 or 9 hours before my date, keep in mind.
within an hour, Im hotter than Ive ever been, sweating, face on fire, & my crotch at a raging 199 degrees! lol EDIT: I was seeing TRAILS, like LSD educed trails of lights.
so ya, anyhow.... 5 hour session, felt like a 17 year old.
didnt need it per se, but used it.
anyone who says those things dont work is crazy... man oh man do they work.... for like 7 days straight! lol
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on the subject of fucking
me and shea done fucked the same bitch
small world
i just dont mention her name
shoulda hoed her out tho
siccness bitches mad easy b
i started trying to get money out them instead
we gotta hit a steely dan show eventually have a few drinks and share stories
ive always been about smutting out siccness females
not no more tho i gotta GF
& im actually faithful
me and shea done fucked the same bitch
small world
i just dont mention her name
shoulda hoed her out tho
siccness bitches mad easy b
i started trying to get money out them instead
we gotta hit a steely dan show eventually have a few drinks and share stories
ive always been about smutting out siccness females
not no more tho i gotta GF
& im actually faithful
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The day I found out my ex was pregnant with my son I had to drive across the state off like 2 hours of sleep. I went to a gas station and got a coffee and a pack of yellow jackets. I just took them all, assuming it was like one serving or whatever. Turns out you were supposed to take one and I took 6. I was up that whole night having crazy panic attack shit. I was very close to going to the er to get my stomach pumped or something.