Lol. I said this in the detox but a year or so ago my boy did somethg hella stupid and ended up in the ER. I was at home drinking, his gf called me crying and what not. I told her to pick me up. Grabbed like 8 beers (way after 2am) and went to the ER.
I go to the desk and ask to see my boy, he's drunk refusing to see anyone but family, I told the lady I was his brother. I wait about 5 mins and she calls me back to the desk to go back
I walk into the room where my boy is at and he's all fucked up, looking like Freddy got at him. The nurse looks at me and says "so your're his brother?" (He's white and I'm not) I said "yeah, our mom was a whore" the nurse just laughed and walked away.
I ended up having to call his work hella drunk to tell them he was gonna be Mia for a few days and left all my empty beer cans by some empty ambulance.