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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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lmao @ this email all the theatres just got regarding the movie Captain Phillips that opens tomorrow.

Rough Seas Ahead!

We had a screening of Captain Phillips last night in #2. Unfortunately, because the movie takes place in the ocean there seem to be a lot of guests suffering from motion sickness. We had five guests vomit in the auditorium within fifteen minutes last night. The screeners told us that has been a problem with all of the local screenings they have done including one where a dozen guests vomited and one passed out.
 
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how does one get motion sickness from watching water on a screen

I have a feeling these are the same pussy types that are allergic to everything with peanuts in it and can't wear certain fabrics because they'll get a rash
 

BASEDVATO

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A @all About chicken

Technically the Eagles have already mastered failure and moved on to the level that comes after failing. The Eagles have evolved past being a regular failing franchise. The Eagles developed their own science when it comes to that….its called “quantum failure”. The Eagles can fail without even being awake. The Eagles can fail in their dreams and bring that failure back wit them to their conscious state. The Eagles can inception fail their way thru life. The Eagles can find the fail buried 4 levels deeper under the failure that you actually see. The Eagles can fail about 78 times per heartbeat. In fact by the time you finish reading this sentence the Eagles will have failed approximately 468 times. This Eagles are using methods of failure that never even seen since the ancient Mayans and Egyptians was on earth still. The Eagles are using approaches to failin that brought upon the destructions of entire ancient civilizations.