^^^biggest white man mistake I've made is bringing beer and tequila to a Mexican birthday party. It was for my boy's gf's dad, and I heard he liked El Jimador and Modelo. I got picked up, and figured I better bring something. So I hit a liquor store in South City, pick up a 12er of Modelo bottles, and a fifth of El Jimador. When I get there, I find that they have a cooler FULL of beer, like 100 modelos, then endless Corona. they also have like 16 types of top shelf tequila. I'm like, whatever, I'll just drink what I can and leave the rest there.
Nah. All the homies there, the Dad included, 'challenged' me to drink the 12er, then do shot after shot of the El Jimador. I finished the 12er, half of the fifth of tequila, and after eating half the pig they roasted, fried in its own fat, I blacked out and blew chunks all over their backyard. Much to their chagrin. At least they laughed at El Guero Gordo.
