you can't have gangster malt liquor hanging out with hipster craft IPA, the IPA is gonna be bullied and the High Life is gonna just sit in the corner and chill while it goes down cause it don't want any trouble, just wants to chill.
I don't know one of those IPA's was close to 9% while regular Olde E is like 7.5% so that's like the equivalent of it being a hipster that's actually a well versed MMA fighter too.
People in Somalia have to walk five miles each way to get a bucket of dirty water and a pound of rice but here we have delicious sammiches delivered to our door.