Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Lil Spewn is my old roommate that there is a long history of sad hilarity on how bitch made he is. Lets just say his girl (Big Spewn) lived with her ex-husband still the whole time she was pregnant with his kid (Lil Spewn's).
Yeah I kind of skipped over that because I've talked about it before but she doesn't want him smoking anywhere. Like they have a big ass yard that has a little shed with a bench next to it and he can't even go there. If it was just in the house that would be understandable to me. But it's not, she just doesn't want him "doing weed" (his words) because of the kids. Yet she's letting him sell it to help with her money problems, fuck that broad.
Yeah I kind of skipped over that because I've talked about it before but she doesn't want him smoking anywhere. Like they have a big ass yard that has a little shed with a bench next to it and he can't even go there. If it was just in the house that would be understandable to me. But it's not, she just doesn't want him "doing weed" (his words) because of the kids. Yet she's letting him sell it to help with her money problems, fuck that broad.
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Also the names Big and Lil Spewn come from because whenever they'd be cuddling on the couch, he was always the little spoon lol. She's a small woman (like 5'3 and maybe 115lbs?) and he's a 6 foot lanky dude. It was always so awkward. The brehs came up with the nicknames for them back when we still lived together and tinychat was popping off.
I thought his girl was really fat or something and that's why she's called big spewn
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RIP to Rocky the cat too while I'm talking about his bitch made ways 
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Well it went to a no kill facility that if after 3 months no one adopted it then they gave it to a facility that did put animals down and I think they waited 2 months or so before doing so. That cat was cool as fuck but it was really crazy and would fuck some shit up around people it didn't know lol. I highly doubt anyone adopted it.
Bitch said she'd give it 3 months to adjust, give it like 2 1/2 weeks and they kept it locked in the laundry room. How the fuck is it going to learn to adjust to another cat, a dog, and two kids locked in a fucking laundry room?
Bitch said she'd give it 3 months to adjust, give it like 2 1/2 weeks and they kept it locked in the laundry room. How the fuck is it going to learn to adjust to another cat, a dog, and two kids locked in a fucking laundry room?
