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Had to explain to my son tonight about retarded people cuz there was one at my softball game... And I was shockingly sensitive about it...

 

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When I was nine I convinced myself for like a week that I was retarded and no one told me because they didn't want to hurt my feelings.

 

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Sometimes I still wonder.

 

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Explaining a disability like that must be a hard thing to do with a kid. You should have just told him about tits instead.

 

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This dude was pretty functional. He couldn't talk right and kept asking me if I like Indy car racing and kept tryin to touch me (no Marty). Once my son asked him if he was speaking Spanish I had to have a conversation with him.

 

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Explaining a disability like that must be a hard thing to do with a kid.

It was, especially when my son has an answer for everything. His answer tonight was his.brain must be the wrong color.... So.said is it black!!! Aye-ooooooo

 

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You should have just told him about tits instead.

When "andrew" kept asking me about Indy car racing, I told him I liked danica Patrick cuz she has nice jugs!! My son said me too!!! Proud dad!!!!

 

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Pics of Danica Patrick and her jugs please.

 

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I believe the pics of danica on internets are bare jug free... Sadly...

 

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I want to have casual adult relations with the thick tattooed chick from American Pickers.

 

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I want to have casual adult relations with most thick tattooed chicks

fixed...

 

[Nuttkase]

True.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

yeah that

 

[Nuttkase]

Pretty sure the short chubby dude is banging her, good for him.

 

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That gives me hope... Well I'm not short though...

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

that gives me hope...

 

[InfamousICON]

#boobies

 

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#boobies&doobies

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

so i had a friend record our 1 on 1 wr/cb drills the other day with two of my boys running routes/covering each other as i was playing qb...and god damn my boy can't catch for shit. threw him at least 8 passes that were on point and he couldn't catch them. he had the height advantage over my boy (6'2" and 5'7") and still couldn't catch to save his life, even with receiver gloves on...

 

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He's obviously not #abc (all 'bout catchin')