Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

I just got one of the few telemarketer calls that somehow get through every couple months so I answered it and some lady was like "Hi, I'm Patricia with Horizon Unlimited may I have a second of your time today?" And I said "Laurie Forman just died and you want a SECOND OF MY TIME TODAY!?" all angry sounding and she said "I'm so sorry for your loss sir" and hung up on me lol. Amazing.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Who be dat nigga

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i usually reply to telemarketers saying "i'm busy eating tacos right now so this better be important..."

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

i donno who laurie or fez is, so i am unable to help you there

 

[Nuttkase]

I hardly get any because my number is unlisted.

A few times though I'll just leave the phone off the hook and put it next to my speakers while I listen to music. One time I checked an hour later and some lady was going "Sir, sir... can you please hang up? sir?" and it was a really rewarding feeling.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

usually if the telemarketer doesn't say anything or takes a long time to say something, my dad and i will usually say "sorry, we don't speak sign language here..."

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

is that in seattle?

 

[Nuttkase]

Don't think so. I just saw it on another forum and thought "We <3 Yo But!" was pretty funny.

 

[Nuttkase]

Wait it sounds like that broad died in rehab from complications due to withdrawals from alcohol. What the fuck kind of shitty rehab was she in where they weren't giving her medication and closely monitoring her for that?

 

[Nuttkase]

Man, 6 Feet Beneath the Moon and Doris are both so good. Would be dope to hear Earl over some production by Krule with him doing the hook too or something.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

well i am off to play football and then get #medicated...keep it lit, brehs

 

[Nuttkase]

No, you keep it lit with your retarded friends, loser!

 

[Nuttkase]

Just kidding have fun.

 

[infinity]

have fun with your gangster friends

 

[0R0]

have a good life pimp

 

[0R0]

 

[infinity]

wut

 

[0R0]

real hip hop > radio pop rap

 

[Nuttkase]

lol I saw this on twitter awhile back (way predating everyone going nuts over that Lamar verse) and that shit had me cracking up.