In 8th grade my friend and I were slap boxing in the courtyard in front of the gym during lunch. There were a few kids standing around watching and both of us were laughing while doing so and not even really smacking each other that hard at all. From across the courtyard the school security guard who was this dude in about his 50s that I would argue was a little on the slow side starts running yelling on his radio "fight in the courtyard, fight in the courtyard." He's running full force when he hits a patch of ice (it was mid winter) slips, falls, and hits his head on a bench and is out cold for a minute or two. They had to call the paramedics to check him out. We each got a weeks worth of detentions.
