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S.SAVAGE

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Oct 25, 2011
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FYI: I fucking lost it on the bitch @ my storage place today on my lunch

today is the 16th, my bill was late as of the 10th, but I completely forgot.

had my lady attempt to pay it on the phone, run around, I went to go pay it in person, run around...

thats when I proceeded to ETHER that toofless bitch that works there & assure her, this would be her highest paying job ever & she was a worthless lazy toofless crackhead bitch..


amongst other things I killed her with, but I will save the drama fo yo momma.
 

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
Oct 25, 2011
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I've luckily never had to use one but quite a few of my friends have and it seems like storage places and the people that work there are just the worst.
they are white trash, in every experience I have ever had.

I have used storage off & on for the past 18 years & in my every experience, these people live on-site, in either a glorified storage unit or in an upstairs office space area.

they do not shower, from my experience, & 99.9% of the time are meth heads.

in fact 100% of the time the type of person that works there is someone who, without already being at work, would not normally be able to motivate themselves to get up & actually drive themselves to work.
 
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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Just cracked the lid on this to try some before work



Pretty damn good. The ice cream tastes a lot like cheesecake without having that overpowering taste that cheesecake can have sometimes that makes you only want to eat one slice.

That said the peanut butter ice cream with peanut butter cups in it was a lot better. Wish I had grabbed two of those instead.
 
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S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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Shea's storage locker is full of issues of Big 'Uns and Barely Legal magazines.
funny you'd say that because when my grandfather died, & this may sound weird, I took boxes & boxes of VHS porn & kept it & put it in there.

Gramps had the good stuff & even had a classic version of DEEP THROAT, on original VHS.

that shit gotta be worth something lol

plus i got all my dvd porn in there from back in the day, even tho i dont have any use for it these days.

but i need to get my antique 1942 "Blatt billiards" pool table out of there. my best friend bought it @ an estate sale back in the day for 2k, & his dad gave it to me when he passed..... that shit belongs in my man cave already.
 

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Allez Les Bleus 🌟🌟
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just got two texts from that philip guy who hates me...

3 days ago, after Nuttkase @Nuttkase told me to text him that i am "enjoying kickin it with the homies, shooting dice, shooting hoops, selling dope with the homies, rolling deep (very deep), and gang banging," he replied later that day by saying "enjoy your FREAKING LIFE with your friends, pimp." so i replied with "shut the fuck up, ya heard me" on the same day...

now, today he texts me "ALRIGHT PIMP. Quit, or I'll punch out your teeth and teach you a lesson." the other text is "fuck you. you're getting on my NERVES, dimwit."