I always spend my fourth of July yelling at kids to get off my lawn.
No joke.
I live right next to a big park everyone goes to watch fireworks at, so I chill on my porch and yell at drunk motherfuckers that walk on my lawn on the way to/from the park.
That shit makes my blood boil. If someone tries to pick my cherries I'm gonna beat them to death and have an anuyerism simultaneously.