That brings up a funny story. My boy came back from the military and lived in bum fuck nowhere on alot of property. When he came home there was this big ass spider in his house, he wouldn't kill it, saying it aint hurting no one. He would put out shit for it like a pet.
A few weeks later everyone meets up to the battle of the bay game (SF vs oak) I get dropped off and walk to where they are at with a 36 pack. I see everyoneand say what's up and I see my boy and he had this huge ass lump on his cheek. I'm like wtf happened to you, he said the spider he kept around bit him on his face.
It looked like he got punched by mike Tyson, it was the funniest thing ever.