My mom's friend is in town from NYC and a few days ago she was like "I need to get my fob key back from you to let Elien use while she is here" to which I thought "What? What is a fob key... is she being racist?" and I was like "I don't think I have your, ummm.. fob key, mom." and she replied "Well how do you get into my building then seeing it's secured?" and right then I remembered "Oh shit, that FOB key... it is called a fob key, my mom is not a racist."