I found a 1tb external hard drive just sitting on one of our coffee tables yesterday at work. Still in the plastic wrap and everything. If no one claims that shit by the end of my shift tomorrow I'm taking it home.
Parker reminds me of one of those short Mexican dudes that will mad dog you when drunk in the bar every time you happen to look their way but when you go hit them up they tell you "it's all good" and buy you a shot of tequila.