For real though, you know who that guy is? When you got to Walgreens and the assistant manager is cussing out the 7-up delivery guy for coming in the wrong door, the vendor could easily knock dude out but he needs his job, so the repressed dorky virgin vents at him till the vein in his forehead explodes, then spends the rest of the day in his broom closet/office with his chubby face in his palms crying and eating potatoes.