At dinner tonight my mom told me she tried coke a few times in the 80s. Then she quickly tried to switch it to it was before I was born but I was born in 1980 so lol.
Then she was like "I didn't like it, did you try it when you were younger, be honest?" and I was just all like "Ummm just a little once" and in then in my head added "but a bunch of it a whole lot of times."
oh beautiful for carne asada, or amber waves of pollo/
or purple onion majesties, above the salda'd and cilantro/
oh taco trucks! oh taco trucks! god shed his tortillas on thee/
and crown thy good with taquerias/
from sea to shining sea/
This is the same guy that when we were like 16 told me "Yeah I found a way to make coke last hella longer" and I was just like "Oh?" and he goes "Yeah don't say I'm smoking crack, because I'm not smoking crack. But you get some foil and you mix a little coke with water and baking soda up on the foil and then use a toilet paper roll to inhale the smoke that comes off it when you heat up the bottom of the foil with a lighter after it hardens up some" and I was just like "Yeah bro you are smoking crack" and he got all pissed off.