Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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The first time I was gonna fuck the new bitch, I made her shower first, with me of course. I washed her 38E's and her snatch then I hit it raw on her condo living room floor for a few hours. Then ODB came on the TV "OOOHH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWW"
And that was a fucking success. Fell asleep with a big ass smile on my face. Then woke up naked and met her mom naked and surprisingly it was not weird. Her mom and sister loved me from then on.
And that was a fucking success. Fell asleep with a big ass smile on my face. Then woke up naked and met her mom naked and surprisingly it was not weird. Her mom and sister loved me from then on.
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S.SAVAGE
For our first song we are going to cover Gatorade by Yung Lean...
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Ne Obliviscaris and infinity
bout to say fuck the gym and watch a movie instead, shall it be
Cabin In The Woods or Lords of Salem
Cabin In The Woods or Lords of Salem
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VERSACERO
hey bro (a weird looking animal with glassess looks up) your a bitch bro (the nerd walks out the room and becomes homeless)
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InfamousICON
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.