Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
- Thread starter BASEDVATO
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking live to a hellish end. I’ll put so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a crossin the dessert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s to late to save yourself, but don’t bother commiting suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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Alright bro, screw you. Called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard OF every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor OF every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, AND Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army IN every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican IN the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol OF every state west OF the Mississippi, called all OF my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half OF the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head OF the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor OF every city IN France, called my mom, called the Emperor OF Man, AND called every school district IN Canada.
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