#StoryTimeI started typing this story out for yall a few days ago but my computer crashed.
Last thursday I went up to Corvallis/Philomath to help a buddy prep a house for painting. Were both into fishing so we camped at a pond out in the woods thursday night not too far from our work site. We got there and and the road u turn down to get to the pond had a gate. My buddy had been coming to this pond since he was 16 he is in his 30's now and its always been public til now. Well we got out of cars and went to the gate and there was no lock, so we drove down the pond and got our boats out and started to get drunk and fish. About 2 hours later a truck comes by and the driver gets out and yells out to us that we need to move our car or we'll be locked in, the gate was only 75 yds from the pond. So we got our camping shit out from our cars and toss it on the ground and drive our cars to the other side of the gate. We proceed to fish and I get extremely hammered. Drank a 40 of Hurricane High Gravity, 24 of King Cobra, 22 of a micro brew, and a few beers my buddy had. After smoking some herb I was out of it and passed the fuck out.
1am comes around and I awake with two cops standing right above me in the middle of the pitch black night. I was still pretty intoxicated and I can faintly remember a few moments after I was awaken. One was a cop asking why there was a riffle case and what was in it, I replied "I think thats my buddies fly fishing rod" lol. The next day I found out from my friend the Benton County Sheriff was standing right over me while i was passed out yelling " WAKE UP SHANE!!! ITS THE POLICE!" And i still wouldnt wake up lool. My buddy said he was getting worried that the cops were getting pissed off because i wouldnt wake up with them yelling right in my face pretty much, so he felt the need to slug me in the chest to wake me up haha.
We got lucky and the cops didnt get us for felonly trespassing with weapons. But my buddy did get a weed ticket for my jar of weed and pipe that was sitting next to him haha.