Packing up all my shit, roommate is like,
"it's not the end of the month now is it? I could probably talk to my wife and we could let you stay a few weeks longer, that's all you need right?"
Man fuck him, acting all sad that I'm leaving when they the ones kicking me out. Now that I got a place they all - oh we would have let you stay here. That's bullshit, I'm so glad I'm out of here.