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Defy

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Jan 23, 2006
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back to rectal talk. Pertaining to your other post, doctor said anything that thins my blood is gonna cause more bleeding. So at this point should I just ignore the bleeding and try to take smoother shits? Cause I aint to keen on the whole bloody shit thing, shit makes me depressed lol.

I was all having a good time earliar, thought I was gonna pinch one off and relieve some stress so i could drink more beer and keep cupcakin this bitch I was trying beat the breaks off of and then BOOM, ultimate confidence deflator, I stuck around for a while longer, but uh, I had to dip before I murdered someone...something about this shit makes me want to take all pent up anger out on someone else... boutta fuckin chew someones face off
I dealt with all that shit (for lack of a better term) before......that shit is gonna bleed as long as you have hard bowel movements and/or strain. basically forget about the blood, I mean if it's a lot go see a doctor, but what you need to do is change your diet so you're not getting constipated. go to walgreens or cvs or whatever and get stool softener and the preperation H "mini prep" ointment.....I think that's what they're called....the stool softener you take at night or when you know you haven't shit in a while, it's not instant but you won't be straining when you do go. the ointment will ease pain & discomfort after, so you're not shifting around in your seat and whatnot. also get wipes cuz TP don't cut it. there is stronger ointment called dibucane or something like that, but you might need a prescription. the main thing to heal them is to keep them clean and change your diet. step yo salad game up. grab that double fiber bread. just say no to rice. consciously remember what you eat and how you poop afterwards, some might be smooth moves and others might be horror movies starring you & your toilet. only you will know your own body.