Funny you say that. I've lived with my roommate for 3+ years now. He has been one of my best friends since middle school. He owns the house. And broil doesn't work on the stove. It has came up several times, but we always just say Fuck it.
I KNOW SOME NIGGAS OUT THE NOLIA THAT A RIDE FOR ME/
I KNOW SOME NIGGAS HOLLERIN SOULJA THAT A DIE FOR ME/
T.C., L.D., MAGNOLIA & SIX/
OH YOU WANT SOME OF THAT FIRE DOPE, YOU CAN SCORE IN THE BRICKS/
YOU DISRESPECTIN MY MIND CUZ YOU KEEP COMIN SHORT/
I MIGHT HIT YA WITH THAT IRON CUZ YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT/
YOU KEEP SHOWIN YO TEETH AND YOU THANK IT'S A JOKE/
YOU MUST THANK THESE BULLETS AIN'T REAL AND YOU AIN'T GONE GET SMOKED/