I remember back in the day when Yahoo chat was a big thing I used to go on this site babel fish which was like Google Translate. I started macking this Columbian bitch who spoke Spanish but no english and she used to go on the webcam for me. She said she was in love with me and wanted to come to Canada to be with me but she could never grasp the fact that I didnt speak a word of Spanish. Bitch had some nice tiddies. wtf ever happened to yahoo chat do bitches still use that? I used to get hella girls strippin on cam for me. There was this one 45 year old who would get naked on cam for me when I was about 17 years old. Then she got me talking to her daughter. Shit was fun back in the day. Now I'm fat and girls don't like me.