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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
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EAST SAN JOSE
#90,621
Speaking of Catfish tho.... ole boy with the crooked teef found out THIS was not who he expected it to be & dogged her out.

I'd of fucked for sure.











dumb ass fuuuuuuuuuuck

Bitch was like "Ya its been me all along, so whats up?"

dude got all butthurt & was like "but ya said ya wer muh friend!"

WTF??? lol.... dude!!! then fuck YOUR FRIEND! lolol
 
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InfamousICON

InfamousICON

FTB
#90,629
Jan 29, 2005
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PHX
#90,629
lol Army wives got me thinking about this hilarious story from when I was stationed in Ft. Drum, NY which is next to this shit hole town called Watertown, NY

We had this one local chick from Watertown that was basically our units barracks rat, would get fucked by everybody. I used to get domed up quite often lol anyway we got this brand new straight out of basic training 18 year old soldier to the unit who got his first piece of pussy from this broad. So over the course of the next couple months he starts spending money on her, paying her bills, calling her "his girl" etc. The whole time everybody is still fucking her, he knew everyone was still fucking her and he didn't give a fuck.

After this broad was "his girl" for like 2 months he decides to marry her lol we kept saying don't do it, but he said that she told him she was done fucking other people and he was gonna be the only guy for her. They get married and the next week he gets sent to training in another state for a couple weeks. The whole time he's gone she's in the barracks getting fucked by everybody like always. I still kinda feel bad for this part, but I had to do it. I took a picture of his bitch sucking my dick and showed dude after he got back to say "look homie, your girl never changed, drop this bitch". This captain save a hoe motherfucker actually responded with "it's ok, she told me about it, she said she was really drunk and had to sow her wild oats before becoming a wife"

dude ended up going AWOL with her not long after, probably in jail now.
 
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ELPOLLITO

ELPOLLITO

COUNTINCHINGADERA
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Mar 15, 2010
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ELCOLLINS
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I talk to some white beezy at the guy, she thick got a luscious booty, but she a butta face, literally. She has mad ache, so she throws on all sorts of creams. I wanna hit, but her face kinda turns my stomach. Need to keep her on the team tho, think with time her face will clear up
 
S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
#90,632
Oct 25, 2011
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#90,632
InfamousICON said:
lol Army wives got me thinking about this hilarious story from when I was stationed in Ft. Drum, NY which is next to this shit hole town called Watertown, NY

We had this one local chick from Watertown that was basically our units barracks rat, would get fucked by everybody. I used to get domed up quite often lol anyway we got this brand new straight out of basic training 18 year old soldier to the unit who got his first piece of pussy from this broad. So over the course of the next couple months he starts spending money on her, paying her bills, calling her "his girl" etc. The whole time everybody is still fucking her, he knew everyone was still fucking her and he didn't give a fuck.

After this broad was "his girl" for like 2 months he decides to marry her lol we kept saying don't do it, but he said that she told him she was done fucking other people and he was gonna be the only guy for her. They get married and the next week he gets sent to training in another state for a couple weeks. The whole time he's gone she's in the barracks getting fucked by everybody like always. I still kinda feel bad for this part, but I had to do it. I took a picture of his bitch sucking my dick and showed dude after he got back to say "look homie, your girl never changed, drop this bitch". This captain save a hoe motherfucker actually responded with "it's ok, she told me about it, she said she was really drunk and had to sow her wild oats before becoming a wife"

dude ended up going AWOL with her not long after, probably in jail now.
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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
#90,634
Oct 25, 2011
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#90,634
InfamousICON said:
we weren't fucking middle eastern locals, hell nah lol we were fucking Air Force and Navy hoes, then of course our own Army sluts that we'd been fucking for the longest anyway.
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it'd been mando for me to fuck a local bitch no matter where i was stationed

there is fine ass middle eastern women

hell, if I was in 'Nam I'd of had HELLA viet half breeds walkin around.
 
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NAMO

NAMO

Sicc OG
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InfamousICON said:
lol Army wives got me thinking about this hilarious story from when I was stationed in Ft. Drum, NY which is next to this shit hole town called Watertown, NY

We had this one local chick from Watertown that was basically our units barracks rat, would get fucked by everybody. I used to get domed up quite often lol anyway we got this brand new straight out of basic training 18 year old soldier to the unit who got his first piece of pussy from this broad. So over the course of the next couple months he starts spending money on her, paying her bills, calling her "his girl" etc. The whole time everybody is still fucking her, he knew everyone was still fucking her and he didn't give a fuck.

After this broad was "his girl" for like 2 months he decides to marry her lol we kept saying don't do it, but he said that she told him she was done fucking other people and he was gonna be the only guy for her. They get married and the next week he gets sent to training in another state for a couple weeks. The whole time he's gone she's in the barracks getting fucked by everybody like always. I still kinda feel bad for this part, but I had to do it. I took a picture of his bitch sucking my dick and showed dude after he got back to say "look homie, your girl never changed, drop this bitch". This captain save a hoe motherfucker actually responded with "it's ok, she told me about it, she said she was really drunk and had to sow her wild oats before becoming a wife"

dude ended up going AWOL with her not long after, probably in jail now.
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You can't make a ho a housewife
 
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