If you don't like coconut juice (or anything coconut for that matter) you aren't podgy. It's like the 8th commandment of living that podgy life.
They sell some coconut water at the liquor stores now. I was brand newy to the cocunut water game until last month but that shits the hangover cure #troof lol.
follow these easy steps to see for yourself:
1. Get hammed for 12 hours straight...you will now you are drunk enough when you've been belt looped out of your favorite bar
2. Buy pint of sauza
3. Consume said pint
4. Sleep on floor
5. Wake up buy a big sized Vitamin Water XXX and a Coconut Water
6. Drink Coconut water followed by vitamin water in a 30 minute window
Guaranmothafuckinteed the hangover will be nonexistent
Repeat steps 1-6 til the wheels fall off #podgylife